brewing the dark ale

when you have frequent, rancid farts. A fortelling action that your ass will soon explode with dark liquid or ale.

M- "EW what is that rancid smell?"
D- "sorry dude,im brewing the dark ale"
M- "so the rickards red is almost ready?"
D- "you bet, want a glass?"

by D-block & Maddigs March 9, 2007

Turned off the Dark

Any show with high production values that is completely terrible and incoherent. A reference to the Broadway musical, Spiderman, Turn off the Dark. Similar to "Jumping the Shark"

Dude, did you see that new play about the nuns?

Yeah, they really turned off the dark for that one.

by The Green Fire April 19, 2011

Dark Rida

Kurt Pinella a.k.a. Kp da chron toka, this person rides with extremely tinted windows so you can't see him.

He's a Dark Rida mawfucka.

by Dark Ridin April 20, 2004

dark light

a fairly dark version of light

"that's some pretty dark light, man."

by your mother's mother's mother March 24, 2009

Dark Aussie

The turd expelled during an extreme hangover that is autistic in nature.

Dude, I almost passed out when a dark aussie escaped my ass earlier because it smelled so bad.

by Cucapa Chupacabras April 25, 2010

morning after dark

when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy

That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.

by crackalackajacka1700 February 4, 2010

Puerto Rican or darker

1. Origin - New York, ~1975. The act to describe an assailant that may be of Latino or African American descent. While its origin is uncertain, many believe that it was introduced when Caucasians first began to assimilate back into urban settings, due in large part to disco clubs.

2. May also be used to describe any object that has an RGB value of 249.234.201 (sand-colored) or darker.

Next time you set me up with a bitch, make sure she is Puerto Rican or darker. Otherwise, bitches be tryin to fight her in the clubs, son.

by The Zunicorn December 20, 2010