Dumpscrolling

The art of excessive social media use on the crapper, extending well beyond the act of defecation.

Sorry I’m late, I was dumpscrolling in the handicap stall and went down a few rabbit holes.

by Dirkdiggler11 August 23, 2022

Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.

I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!

by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022

Dumpster Rubbing Her Slot

Describes the female act of manual, clitoral stimulation, presumably to climax. Usually conducted unaided but can be enjoyed with the assistance of a trusted partner.

Check out this video of a hot chick "dumpster rubbing her slot all alone"!!!

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx September 18, 2022

dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.

I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022

Dumbus

Used when someones being a dumbass but you dont care enough to say or type it

You're such a dumbus Bob give me the dog back

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

dumpstafireian

Fool who trains BJJ in the raging inferno of a dumpster fire.

Pronunciation - dump - sta - fire - ian

If you have trained BJJ at the 4 PM dumpster fire, you are one of us. A Dumpstafireian.

by JAC78 December 7, 2022

Dumpster Dink

A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.

Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 9, 2022