1.- OH NO! My dog just ate my douchebag!
2.- So what do you say to setting that douchebag bus driver on FIRE?
2.- So what do you say to setting that douchebag bus driver on FIRE?
by UpAllNightDude July 29, 2008
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2. A cleaning devise used for the female gender to relive their Vagina's of well sex fluids....
3. Something when you finnaly figure out what it is you go... Oh so there is something for that...
2. A cleaning devise used for the female gender to relive their Vagina's of well sex fluids....
3. Something when you finnaly figure out what it is you go... Oh so there is something for that...
1.That guy is a COMPLETE douchebag.
2.I cannot fit it in there you better pull out the douche.
3.God using a straw is soo much harder.
2.I cannot fit it in there you better pull out the douche.
3.God using a straw is soo much harder.
by RID3R04 April 20, 2009
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The Denver Douchebags with that inimitible Douchebag, John "Wrongway" Elwad who would run 40 yard to avoid being tackled because he was a pantywaist.
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1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?
1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?
1. Quarterback: Yo heads up!
Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!
2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.
Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!
2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.
by FromStatefarm December 27, 2020
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2 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure... and fills it with PEROXIDE... a solution whose WARNING label states, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
3 a : British : a rude awakening
2 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure... and fills it with PEROXIDE... a solution whose WARNING label states, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
3 a : British : a rude awakening
A brilliant NYC HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with PEROXIDE, yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.
TRUE STORY: A NYC High School BIOLOGY teacher, carefully (obviously without much thought)-(because he regularly performs idiotic acts - and we must point out that "only" if necessary, he will think about them after the action has taken place) at any rate, this "brilliant" HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with "PEROXIDE"... yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, "DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"... to cleans it out well, (can we say EXTREEMLY & moronically well)... so bloody well, that the walls of his intestines fried & before he can realize what an idiotic action he just inflicted upon his own self, he began to excrete blood & vomit out of his ass, for a good week. What some people do for prostate stimulation is quite disturbing... WAS THIS IDOIT BORN THIS WAY, OR DID HE LEARN HOW TO BE SO FREAKING DUMB?
TRUE STORY: A NYC High School BIOLOGY teacher, carefully (obviously without much thought)-(because he regularly performs idiotic acts - and we must point out that "only" if necessary, he will think about them after the action has taken place) at any rate, this "brilliant" HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with "PEROXIDE"... yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, "DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"... to cleans it out well, (can we say EXTREEMLY & moronically well)... so bloody well, that the walls of his intestines fried & before he can realize what an idiotic action he just inflicted upon his own self, he began to excrete blood & vomit out of his ass, for a good week. What some people do for prostate stimulation is quite disturbing... WAS THIS IDOIT BORN THIS WAY, OR DID HE LEARN HOW TO BE SO FREAKING DUMB?
by Elliot Sphinxtr July 24, 2008
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Hey, look at that douchebag in the Jaguar. He can afford that car and not do something with that hair!
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