by DcShaw September 13, 2022

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.
Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."
by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"
"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.
1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)
by TrickerTim December 18, 2008

by Ravenclaw25 January 13, 2019

by Lifithellama September 7, 2016
