Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.
Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!
by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave
by anonymous January 9, 2025

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.
by Grover12345 August 17, 2016

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters
by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
by big peeps October 23, 2003

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave
- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave
by Yeah im a dave June 29, 2018

A very caring boy often smart, super smart even but it's all due to his hardwork. He is such a hardworker it's astounding.
He is made to succeed but can unfortunately feel very lonely. He's under a lot of pressure, he deals with it with sarcasm and that is one of the funniest things in him. Always stronger than he thinks he is and very simple guy with great qualities he doesn't seem to be aware of, very supporting friend, he is the definition of cute too hehe.
He is made to succeed but can unfortunately feel very lonely. He's under a lot of pressure, he deals with it with sarcasm and that is one of the funniest things in him. Always stronger than he thinks he is and very simple guy with great qualities he doesn't seem to be aware of, very supporting friend, he is the definition of cute too hehe.
by Shayissad April 10, 2022
