Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

crunk'd

I mix of smoking chronic marijuana and drinking alcohol.

I went with my boy Justin to smoke some chronic and drink a case of hieneken...we got extremely crunk'd.

by pain train April 27, 2006

crunchy roll

A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!

After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!

by The Hern May 11, 2018

crunk

a curse word coined by Conan O'brien that would not be bleeped out

by sam May 2, 2003

Q Crunk

A marine located in Japan, that has exceed the level of crunkness. Someone greedy, grimey, loyal. Has the ablility to steal other peoples girlfriend/wife. Partys all night, and be able to sneak around without getting caught. Has the great ability to drink his face off all night and manage to wake up for work at 4am looking sober. The party man, the bar hopper, the go getta.

how crunk? Q CRUNK!!

by III MEF LEGEND May 20, 2008

Crunchy nut

The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks

"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary

by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015

crunkcunt

a drunk,loaded,smacked, or high woman

crunk
"drunk"

cunt itself means
"Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language"

anna nicole was a crunkcunt but now that she doesn't get smacked she isn't

by Ron March 2, 2005