while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous vaginal area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.
he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.
by scrublife October 15, 2003
by Viking93 November 07, 2008
Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"
by Jeanathan March 20, 2008
GIRL SAYS "hey, would you like to come over for something to eat???"
GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"
GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"
by JUSTIN MCINTYRE October 21, 2010
a device used by girls to spread herpes and other std's, if used improperly it can also cause loss of sleep from the horrendous odor or may cause ear infections
by Bad ass mother 4000 June 29, 2010
by Jason88 December 13, 2006
1. The progressive eating away of one's underwear over time. Usually caused by crotch sweat and crotch smell. Will begin as small holes in crotch of underwear, will become a gaping hole over time.
Bill's mother bought him new underwear after she noticed that many of his undies had succumbed to crotch rot.
by Fetus1 November 30, 2007