cottage crotch

while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous vaginal area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.

he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.

by scrublife October 15, 2003

crotch pillow

a device used by girls to spread herpes and other std's, if used improperly it can also cause loss of sleep from the horrendous odor or may cause ear infections

Michelles crotch pillow gave me the herps and an ear infection.

by Bad ass mother 4000 July 3, 2010

Spider Crotch

When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.

Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"

by Jeanathan March 20, 2008

*GRABS CROTCH*

TO ACT OUT GRABBING ONES CROTCH IN A PROVOCATIVE MANNER

GIRL SAYS "hey, would you like to come over for something to eat???"

GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"

by JUSTIN MCINTYRE October 21, 2010

Crotch Mouth

Vagina

Bill= Wtf is a crotch mouth?
Alex= Duh, its a fucking VAGINA!

by Viking93 March 22, 2009

Crotch Slap

To hold a girl down and slap her in the face with your crotch.

Man I held that bitch down and gave her a good ole crotch slap.

by Jason88 December 12, 2008

crotch rot

1. The progressive eating away of one's underwear over time. Usually caused by crotch sweat and crotch smell. Will begin as small holes in crotch of underwear, will become a gaping hole over time.

Bill's mother bought him new underwear after she noticed that many of his undies had succumbed to crotch rot.

by Fetus1 December 29, 2007