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country blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.
"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"
by devious derelicts November 18, 2011
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country gay

country gay is to be gay in the southern form
kylie: sierra is sssooooo country gay
by dirtydeeds4dirtcheap July 30, 2017
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country bumpkin

A member of society who writes long, ramblimg, and disjointed thoughts. Puns never intended.
Country Bumpkin is my newest BFF and I love chatting with her in my spare time.
by M Jane Wagon June 20, 2008
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country blumken

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.
I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.
by Thomas Theleman December 6, 2006
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country foursome

Yourself plus a threesome consisting of very attractive/hot/sexy blondes (i.e. country singers Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Julianne Hough).
Dude, last night I was in a country foursome!
by Word Generator 2006 November 22, 2009
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Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.
by Space smith October 27, 2020
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country bumpkin

The act of giving a man oral pleasure while he moves his bowels in an out house or port-a-potty.
Last night during the parade, Henry gave Herb a country bumpkin
by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006
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