Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.

Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."

by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

cop

verb

1 : to purchase or seek contraband or dangerous items
2 : to steal or scavenge at great risk

It's not easy to cop in a new city.

by Real Rusty Shackleford February 11, 2019

cop

To get shot at and take a slug

"Ive copped a few shells but i dont walk with a limp"-50 Cent

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

cop dusting

the act of falsely adding police locations to driving apps to slow drivers down

When I hear people speeding down my street I start cop dusting to slow them down.

by anonymous August 29, 2021

Bizzaro Cop

A bizzaro cop is a term used to identify corrupt police officers who are nothing more then criminals with badges. Everything they represent is the opposite of what a police officer, with integrity, stands for.

Make sure you do not have anything of value because if any of those bizzaro cops pull you over it will be a feeding frenzy.

It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.

That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.

by HaleyAllen September 4, 2016

Cop a bait

To receive an invite. Most commonly used in its negative form.

Did you cop a bait to the party? No, I didn't cop a bait!

by liv'in la vida loca w/ Reddawg May 16, 2018