Owner of a large lube franchise
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory
Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!
by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024
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by Mr Beanswer March 24, 2024
Get the Cooper modras BMX mug.The absolute best nephew to be had, Cooper lights up every space he walks in to. Count on him to always have the best jokes, and even better hugs. He can sometimes be mistaken for Leo DiCaprio. Usually seen with a gorgeous girl on his arm, a dark haired sparkly-eyed angel, and sometimes a yellow lab in tow, who may or may not behave. If you see him with his aunt, just know, she’s a little on the kooky side, but he loves her. Cooper is a very very loved guy, and you’re extremely lucky if he loves you back.
Man, that Cooper is a good time!
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Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
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Ginger mf that is a giraffe ☠️☠️
Sent from hell
REALLY GAY for itto and diluc from genshin impact
Prob was a rat in his other life
Gets no bitches
Still in a emo phase☠️☠️☠️
Ginger mf that is a giraffe ☠️☠️
Sent from hell
REALLY GAY for itto and diluc from genshin impact
Prob was a rat in his other life
Gets no bitches
Still in a emo phase☠️☠️☠️
by shinnieballs July 15, 2022
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