You dey Come?

Words Nigerian guys use when they want to invite a Lady over.

Babe, how far? You dey come?

by You dey Come? July 19, 2020

some body come get her

shes fuckin up my dinner

some body come get her some body come get him before i fucking end him

by da d awd a October 11, 2020

some body come get her

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some body come get her

by da d awd a October 11, 2020

I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

We’re do babies come from

How about you ask your parents that, it will be interesting.

Kid:Mom We’re do babies come from?
Mom:I will tell you when your older.

by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022

Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022

where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!

two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

by michael foolsley July 23, 2022