In the closet

a term used to describe a person of the LGBTQ+ community who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation

Mike post "stop being in the closet & just come out. It's okay to do so now."

by Shts&Giggles May 3, 2025

Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.

Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink I’m down brah.

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

by The man without face July 26, 2010

Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."

Medical schools are full of closet gunners.

by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018

Healing Closet

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.

My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet

by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022

closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.

The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.

by insideout1 December 12, 2012

Closet Vaxxer

A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.

Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.

by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018