Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.
1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!
by Boodreaux November 23, 2019
Get the Cincinnati Chili Basket mug.

chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.
Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.
by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024
Get the chili wallet mug.

Chili Pot Pie

I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.
by Doeschna March 18, 2017
Get the Chili Pot Pie mug.

Chili Roll

Finally got my lil Chili Roll from dog. He been delinquent for a min.
by Mookboyfym August 08, 2022
Get the Chili Roll mug.

twas the night of chilis

Twas the night of chilis was a very famous poem made by Farhan. The inspiration behind this poem was made for his beautiful wife named insia. This poem gathered many great reviews and was nominated for many awards and prizes. Twas the night of chilis was nominated for the Oscars 3 times and also the author Farhan was nominated for the noble peace prize 2 times. Farhan made sure all profits went to a foundation for starving malnourished Africans.
Did u hear about twas the night of chilis?
by billybob404 January 14, 2021
Get the twas the night of chilis mug.

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.
Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!
by LDi July 04, 2006
Get the inverted [chili dog] mug.

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.
I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!
by LDi June 27, 2006
Get the inverted chili dog mug.