Carpet land

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution

“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”

by nancypantsy November 09, 2023

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carpet party

When all participants of an orgy have bushes or when all the men cum on one woman’s bush

“I’m going to a carpet party tonight, I’m so excited”

“Dude we totally gave her a carpet party last night”

by DJ Waggles November 20, 2023

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Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).

There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.

by rokavii August 18, 2023

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flying carpet trick

When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...

ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?

by S p I T F i r E August 09, 2007

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Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 03, 2023

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