An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
by ConfederateFlorida September 22, 2009
We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!
by DaddyScrapes27 May 01, 2018
The P.C. name for "sex on the dancefloor." When a guy (usually very drunk and horny) moves behind and gets up as close as possible to a girl to dance to a rap song.
The only way to dance to 50's "Candyshop" song is to bump n grind. It's like practically having sex on the dancefloor.
by Tres14 April 16, 2006
Any female preferring same sex sexual relations. Lesbians are commonly referred to as Beaver bumping bitches.
by Jelly Romeo September 22, 2009
when a large or overweight man who usually has low self esteem and takes it out on other people by making fun of them to hide their insecurities, bumps into you with their large stomach and them proceeds to laugh.
1)you can identify these people because they text girls who are skinny and pretty and wants them to play with his two inch.
2)they transfer schools because he doesn't fit in with us shoals christian people
3)they miss school repeatedly and are rarely seen except on the couch with a bag of chips.
1)you can identify these people because they text girls who are skinny and pretty and wants them to play with his two inch.
2)they transfer schools because he doesn't fit in with us shoals christian people
3)they miss school repeatedly and are rarely seen except on the couch with a bag of chips.
by alycollumber November 18, 2009
Polite and polished replacement for the sex. Often used when in public or around an audience that shouldn't know the subject of the conversation.
Guy 1: So what are you and Victoria going to do tonight?
Guy2: You know, The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump
Guy1: Nice
Guy2: You know, The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump
Guy1: Nice
by The Euro League April 04, 2019
by Bunter Hunt July 22, 2020