beach bum

Someone who spends way too much time at the beach and usually falls under one of the following categories of people:

1) Homeless
2) A kid on summer break
3) A pervert
4) A drunk
5) Patrick Swayze in Point Break

Look at that pervert beach bum staring at all the girls, what a loser.

by Someone who has done this same thing May 3, 2006

bum crumbs

Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.

Stevie has no thumb and leaves bum crumbs when he attempts to wipe his shit off his ass.

by Vironex July 22, 2006

lick bum

A person who will do anything to please another or will copy them.

Can also be used as a verb : licking bum.

You: "I like dat TV show, it's well safe."
Friend: "Yeah innit, well safe."
You "Ah, you're just a lick bum."

by Terri March 5, 2005

Bum Beef

A chocolate hostage

I going to release some bum beef

by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003

bum slut

n. a combination of slut and bum; someone with many annoying qualities such as stealing what isn't theirs, incessant facebook poking, and not acknowledging the fact that they are one.

definition can vary from person to person

Why does Nikhil keep poking me?? He is such a bum slut!

by bisoubisou June 26, 2006

Bum Chutney

Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste

by Banny August 7, 2003

front bum

When a person's stomach hangs lower than normal causing a bulge similar to that caused by one's bum, but on the front of their body.
This is caused by extreme obesity or saggy skin.
Sometimes when a person wears their trousers too high it can look like they have a front bum.

Have you seen Mrs. Doe today?
Who's she?
The one with the front bum.

by Mark Wade February 3, 2008