During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.
P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
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Hym "No, I already said there was a NOT child-murder-y way to call my bluff and it involves you not being a pussy... A lil limp-dick cry-baby pussy and putting YOUR life and or booty-hole on the line... INSTEAD OF put other people's kids lives and botty-holes on the line... Not a good look... And much like the terminator from... Well, The Terminator 2... 'I know why you cry.' But this is clearly coming from a 'God can't lose' place and not a 'don't make a Jack-o-lantern out of my kid's face' kind of place. But God will lose! It will lose because it is feeble and retarded. Ultimate defeat! Ultimately defeated! So, you know, yeah, that's not how reality works what you're doing there.:
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