Brain Text

A girl in your contacts willing to give you head.

Matt: She a booty call?
Peter: Nah, she a brain text.

by A Peter O October 6, 2008

Brain Food

Another word for weed, dope, or marijuana. Often times associated with concerts or music events.

What be it brah, you bring the brain food for that Marley concert?

by Garblegonk August 24, 2009

Braden

The luckiest person alive. His girlfriend is the best person ever. He is happy ever millisecond of his life.

No one is luckier than Braden

by Bman18 October 22, 2016

Braden

Braden sometimes acts like he is "too cool for school", but at the end of the day, he is very sweet towards his friends and always knows how to make someone feel better. He cannot keep a girlfriend for long, but doesn't deserve that. He sometimes gets teased for having "friends that are girls" but he goes through more struggles than most people think.

Girl 1- Why is Braden walking around with sunglasses?
Girl 2- He is too cool, remember?
Girl 1- Oh, yeah. I'm gonna ask him out!

by Anonymous18254 November 4, 2016

Brain Damage

A name of an Eminem song where he tells the story about a dude from his time in high school fucking him up and putting him in a coma however it's an exaggeration but most of the story is true.

Chorus: repeat 2X

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin'
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song

by Arfbizit May 24, 2011

Brain Disease

To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.

Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?

Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!

by Brooke Harward February 26, 2008

Brain Wreck

A state wherein a person cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of chaos or stupidity in a situation, causing their brains to undergo vapor lock as they try to come to grips with the enormity of the particular error.

"That guy was so stupid when he shot himself in the foot that it gave me a brain wreck!"

by Benjamin Osborn December 9, 2008