Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

boardroom boner

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

by P90SEX June 10, 2016

Boner Talking

Excessively complementing or talking up an individual to a point where it seems that there may be a sexual intrest in the individual

your totally killing it, you're amazing, you're the best, god I wish I was as good as you. "Hey man stop boner talking me"

by TyTyCool October 21, 2016

vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

by Espeoni October 10, 2015

wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

sleeping boner

to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see

Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....

by slampig 21 May 19, 2009

Rave Boner

The result of being on sweet drugs, listening to heavy bass music and dancing with super-hot, half-naked girls.

I was at this rave one time... grinding with two these smokin' chicks when I totally got a rave boner that just wouldn't quit. Nearly jizzed my pants. The girls didn't seem to mind!

by Samiam80 January 1, 2011