The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.
It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”
“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025
Get the Self-Blumpkin Techniquemug. The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.
Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.
by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025
Get the Businessman's Blumpkinmug. That dirty whore loves sucking dick an to be in the bathroom with guys shitting, so she can give them a blumpkin
by Billy rob Jeremy dgiver December 9, 2020
Get the Blumpkinmug. Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.
by JaemX December 12, 2012
Get the Cyber Blumpkinmug. When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .
by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025
Get the Barry benson Blumpkinmug. by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018
Get the Blumpkinmug. Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
by legendchecker October 23, 2024
Get the Prairie Blumpkinmug.