murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.

Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.

by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008

bastard ass shithead

Anyone named John

Hey did you meet that bastard ass shithead.

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022

Sad Bastard Jeans

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’

Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’

by dmkk August 14, 2022

Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.

by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023

sneaky lil bastard

A phrase used to express the sneakiness of a bastard

That sneaky lil bastard is back

by Bodapoonboi December 26, 2016

Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.

John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.

by J.C.J January 25, 2022

fuck headed bastard

someone dumb and illegitimate. an illegitimate dumbass.

That alabama fan is a fuck headed bastard.

by AuburnDoc July 9, 2011