flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys

Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!

by JB February 28, 2005

Gas Bag

1. A special bag made to store and transport gas.

2. Someone who talks a lot or is full of hot air.

3. Someone who farts a lot.

Industries use gas bags to ship and transport gas for easy handling. My co-worker must have a lot of energy to talk a lot. My friend is full of gas cause he farts a lot.

by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013

Fuck Bag

Apparatus applied over the head of an extremely ugly woman to ease emotional scaring after you bone her.

Dude, I had to break out a fuck bag cuz, da biznach was uglier than a bathtub full of assholes.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.

by Cooter May 25, 2005

paper bag

needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.

erin boettger's so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

tea bag

1. A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

2. Placing your testes inside someones mouth and raising and lowering them to look like you are making tea.

I dropped the tea bag into the kettle.

I proceded to tea bag the homeless man.

by DeltaSlaya June 11, 2006

seed bag

The scrotum; the bag that holds the testicles.

Reach down...between my legs...and ease the seed bag.
...Panama!

by blennder March 1, 2005