"Hey, Absalom. You look fabulous in your new jew-blue yamaka.
You should wear it to my Kwanzaa party, my mother would adore it."
You should wear it to my Kwanzaa party, my mother would adore it."
by 73HJ05H! January 12, 2008
A Person, Place, or Event that attracts a Jewish Person or Audience. Someone or Something that is popular with jewish people.
"Jewish Women seem to throw themselves at Ted, he's a real Jew Magnet."
"She won't go shopping there on Black Friday, she claims it's a real "Jew Magnt"
"She won't go shopping there on Black Friday, she claims it's a real "Jew Magnt"
by jujyfruitz February 07, 2009
by Insane guitarist April 06, 2005
Anyone imitating, emulating, agreeing with, or not annoyed by a particular dumbass, also known as Lord Packum's the Squire. Sometimes seen "Jewing" on fellow members of the D.S. or vegetating and making ignorant "Jewish" remarks in the most inappropriate of places. Often "Jewing" the final hits from a piece even when it is obvious it is beattums. Acts of Jew-bastardism are punishable by the loss of a singe golden star. It is no accident the act "Jewishness," for all true Jew Bastard stem from the motherland of Greece. Symptoms include stupid grins, random babbling, and the habitual loss and failure to comply with the game of Nose Goes.
FATHER:: "God Dammit, someone spilled a million fucking nerds in back of my S.U.V., and started using my cup holders as ashtrays."
Daughter:: "OMG! What a fucking Jew Bastard."
Father:: "You tell that Jew Bastard, that if he doesn't clean up the nerds and stop ashing in the cup holders, I'm going to cut off his little Jew Bastard balls!"
Daughter:: "OMG! What a fucking Jew Bastard."
Father:: "You tell that Jew Bastard, that if he doesn't clean up the nerds and stop ashing in the cup holders, I'm going to cut off his little Jew Bastard balls!"
by SpeedJunkies March 26, 2009
by suppa jewww March 21, 2010
1. When a jewish guy puts his giant jew nose in a woman's orifice and then twists her nipples while they both scream yiddish phrases like "mazel tov" and "shalom."
2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.
2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.
Sammie: Hey, Caitlin, how was your date with Mr. Goldstein last night?
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.
by The New Lizard King July 23, 2010
When two jewish people walk up to each other wearing their yarmulkes and put their hand on the other jews hat and put it on their head. Bassically switching yarmulkes.
We were playing basketball at the park when two guys wearing weird hats walked up to each other like they were about to do a drug deal, then they quickly switched hats and walked away without a word. The cops came up to us later asking us if we had seen a jew exchange take place.
by Conner Steinhorst April 07, 2011