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Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022
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anal junkie

An untreatable mental condition whereby a person becomes addicted to anal sex—can be either as giving or as receiving or to both—and prefers it over every other sexual act. It is believed to be irreversible.
“Can you believe he told me he would never put his penis in my vagina?”

“He said that?!?!”
“Yeah! And on the first date! Said he was a Anal Junkie and all he wanted was ass!”
by worddick May 7, 2020
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[anal flank]

1. A surprising gay comment.

2. Victory, (used as "raping").

3. A seemingly straight gay coming out.

4. Prison abuse.
1. A: I just wanna see what it looks like!
B: Woah, anal flank

2. We just anal flanked them

3. A: Did you hear about Bryan?
B: Ya, I feel totally anal flanked

4. ...a reason not to drop the soap: anal flank
by Caleb B March 15, 2008
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Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit
After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank
by Dengo August 6, 2015
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anal cheesegrater

the act of getting cheese and placing it into your partners anal hole. Then allow your partner to put cheese into your anal hole and then proceed to rub your butt cheeks hard together until the cheese has fallen out and is shredded.
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my wife wont do an anal cheesegrater with me

i get hungry after anal cheesegrater... well you know the rest
by Laverz September 26, 2017
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incremental anal

Slowly taking it up the ass over a period of time so that you do not feel the effects of an invasion of your personal liberty or of that of your distinct social group.
Wow, that OPD raid sucked. But what do people think. They've let corporate America fuck them up the ass for years for years without saying anything as their individual freedoms were slowly eroded. It's like incremental anal.
by pcdbob October 30, 2011
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anal fiend

Someone who is on the hunt for an anus 24/7
by Bush'sBakedBeans January 19, 2018
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