anal candles

do you guys sell anal candles

i really need anal candles

by cc_fresh October 16, 2021

Anal Heave

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.

When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.

by Dic.Twister March 29, 2014

Anal Helix

When your anus feels asphyxiated.

I sat on the hard seam of a convertible couch and I felt an Anal Helix.

by DillagherPooter February 08, 2020

anal gump

Putting a bubba gumps shrimp up your ass and letting the tail hang into your partners mouth

Dude.. He anal gumped me last night

by Trunkdunk2345 May 14, 2015

Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass

Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”

by Ttk1027 November 08, 2019

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 26, 2020