Austin

Cranks 90s and yells controller player

Ok I’m gonna crank like Austin

by Controllerplayer69 November 6, 2020

Austin The Oyster

Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.

"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"

by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin

A redneck motherfucker who has an addiction to Busch latte. Austin’s are tons of work and a lot to care for and clean up after.

That guy is such an Austin.

by Nocapnelvis November 23, 2021

Austin

He has a bestfriend he might smoke weed he is a crack head and small but still funny as fuck he will always be the person out there

Fuck u Austin jk bye

by Hdhdhfhdhf August 6, 2019

Austin

Only dates females of the descent of Asia. Has multiple bunkers with children inside all forced to learn the ancient power of Mongolian throat singing.

There’s Austin on his way to abduct more children to teach Mongolian throat singing

by BooF God February 29, 2020

Austin

You are a literal god. No one can tell you otherwise.

Everyone: bow down to Austin. Our lord and savior.

by EchoGod July 8, 2019