Alabama Patty Cake

When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.

"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"

by BamaBaker February 22, 2020

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did the Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

South Alabama Gas

Gastrointestinal pain and excessive flatulence caused by poor southern diet.

I've got that South Alabama Gas something awful

by byefelicia! March 8, 2018

Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Alabama ram 1500

Putting your throbbing dick inside the engine of a ram while being strapped on to the ram. The car needs to go exactly 69 mph to ensure the best but.

We finna do an Alabama ram 1500

by Jonny838294 March 20, 2019

Alabama ding dong

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong

(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."

by mike87111 June 15, 2018

Bibb County Alabama

Bibb county is a small town that traps everyone. Our whores think they are better than everyone, our junkies run the city and our jocks are gay bitches. Everyone knows your business and everyone always starts something. Bibb has the worst reputation and one of the highest suicide rates. Full of idiots.

Damn I used to live in Bibb County Alabama that shit SUCKED

by Bibb county drop out squad October 14, 2019