Alabama Patty Cake

When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.

"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"

by BamaBaker February 22, 2020

Alabama Delivery Package

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.

I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama couch sex

Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama

After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.

by cdawg3200 September 28, 2014

Bibb County Alabama

Bibb county is a small town that traps everyone. Our whores think they are better than everyone, our junkies run the city and our jocks are gay bitches. Everyone knows your business and everyone always starts something. Bibb has the worst reputation and one of the highest suicide rates. Full of idiots.

Damn I used to live in Bibb County Alabama that shit SUCKED

by Bibb county drop out squad October 14, 2019

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did the Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

Alabama ding dong

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong

(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."

by mike87111 June 15, 2018

Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark

That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

by The Llama tickle January 7, 2012