Pulling a Thomas

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.

Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.

by Skouch March 28, 2018

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Thomas Howson

Absolute Pussy Magnet, Real Geezer, Loves a cold Stella on a weekday, your classic wife beater, hit him up if you need to get rid of your wife.

He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there

Who’s that Sexy Guy ?
Must be Thomas Howson

by BigDon5000 December 1, 2021

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thomas reece

a person who has bumfluff on his hes got severe autism and has a erection over one person. hes got a small penis and he thinks he has a jungle in there but its just nothing litterally nothing hes more irrelevant than the game tomb raiders and hes also gay. if you ever find a thomas reece hes someone to avoid cause he never showers and stink of dogs cause he shags it he eats dominos pizza everyday so thats why hes fat. he wanks over ben phillips whilst he licks elliot giles bum.

yoou know that thomas reece guy?
yeah
hes a wetty boi
mavujahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019

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Devin Thomas

An absolutely bum. A Devin Thomas isn’t good at anything in particular. Just an average guy all around. A Devin Thomas is dog water in Madden. They usually are dick suckers to Baylor and the packers

Did you see what happened during the game? He through a gaming losing pick. Such a Devin Thomas

by Fun_guy101 February 28, 2023

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Thomas Pynchon

One of the greatest, most original, and rewarding novelists in the English language.

Thomas Pynchon #1 baby

by anonymous December 2, 2021

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Neil Thomas

The greatest guy you will ever meet. He’s pretty decent at school but way better at tennis. People are just misunderstood, cuz if you get to know him better, he’s a great person and friend. He tries to stay humble, but everyone knows that that’s impossible.

Also fuck whoever made the other Neil Thomas definition.

Bro u know Neil Thomas.
Yeah man he’s great.
Yeah ikr.

by Lmao hehe October 21, 2019

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