sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

by Big jhonny August 31, 2016

dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

Dildo launcher

The rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Hamster dildo

Kinny in a definition

Its a hamster and a dildo put together.

It makes the hamster dildo. New invention

by Kinnythedildo September 26, 2017

Dildo head

A person who is really gay.

That guy is a dildo head.Because he is with a man.

by calebleo9 December 31, 2018

All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

Dildo Fuckins

a state of mind

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!

by McDinolds May 14, 2017