A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.
*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010
Get the stoneritismug. A person who usually takes a lot of drugs, especially marjiuana. And enjoys life more than most people.
by Stoner3883929263 December 14, 2014
Get the Stonermug. by $tomer January 19, 2024
Get the Stonermug. A short trip taken by pot smokers while high, usually to purchase snacks or to acquire more marijuana.
by blazin420copscantcatchme August 29, 2017
Get the stoner excursionmug. Something that happens to someone who relights a spliff whilst it's between their lips causing the end to catch light and flare up and burning a sunburn like blister on the end of their nose.
Dude, what happened to your face? You look like a baked clown.
Yeh, fired up half a blunt last night and, woosh, me got a stoner's nose.
Yeh, fired up half a blunt last night and, woosh, me got a stoner's nose.
by stevecurse June 18, 2011
Get the stoner's nosemug.