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poon fart

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"
by anonymous January 27, 2021
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Poon

When calling someone a poon you're basically calling them a pussy.
Justin: "Do you have oven mitts or something the toast is hot."
Todd: "Stop being such a poon and just grab it."
by T00NS May 7, 2020
mugGet the Poonmug.

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday
Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon
by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019
mugGet the birthday poonmug.

poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.
He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"
by swamarama11 August 1, 2016
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Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese
Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023
mugGet the Poon Flapmug.

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult
by rad rachael March 2, 2019
mugGet the poonmug.

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.
Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.
by ARH December 23, 2013
mugGet the Poon Metricmug.

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