Youtube

Wasting your life three minutes at a time.

" Dude I thought you had class at three what happened? "
" Youtube. "

by Raingirl67 November 13, 2014

Youtube Hooker

When someone decides to post a scamming website in the Youtube comments.

"I just watched this full movie streaming online at : http ://cutt.us/xKg1"

Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.

by Youtube Hooker May 9, 2014

YouTubealonians

a classification of population who watch YouTube. Belonging to or being a part of a group who enjoy watching videos.

Look at all these YouTubealonians here at VidCon!

by Thomasina Boy March 31, 2015

YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015

Youtube

A website that you can make, watch, comment, and like videos. It can also ruin your life

Example 1
Becky: Did you see my new YouTube video?
Jessica: Yes! I liked it.

Example 2:

Becky: YOUTUBE RUINED MY LIFE
Jessica: You okay?

by YoutubeAddict April 7, 2015

Youtube Moneys

the money you earn on posting youtube videos

Q: Yo jabroni, are you still up for the trip to Colombia?
A: Hellz yeah Bitch! I just got monetized with some fresh Youtube Moneys.

by Jupa Mujeres July 1, 2015

YouTube

Where all my time goes when I should be typing an essay... My worst enemy to motivation..

Lame Teacher: Why does your essay have so many random words everywhere?
Tired Student From All Night Youtubing: Duh, they are song lyrics
Lame Teacher: So why did they end up on here?
Tired Student From All Night Youtubing: I was trying to write it but Youtube got in the way...

by ERMERGERD I FARTED!! January 21, 2016