win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

winning

Losing your extremely high-profile, high-paying job, your wife, your children and your mind and being too prideful to get help with the drug addiction and anger issues that caused you to lose them.

"I'm not bi-polar; I'm bi-winning!" -- Charlie Sheen, about his current winning streak

by Zukashin March 26, 2011

Perfect Duo Win

A win in which both members score and assist each other's goals, resulting in a 2-0 win

"And with that perfect duo win they take the best of 3"

by xXxIAskForConsentToDestroyPu$$ February 7, 2021

A win is a win

Used when you barely succeed at something in a way that isn’t expected or practical.

“Dude I forgot to study for the test”

“Didn’t you hear? The class yesterday all failed so it was postponed”

“A win is a win”

by drowwziie August 12, 2025

bi-winning

The act of winning two things by a tiger-blooded, non-singing rock star from Mars.

You see that guy over there winning two things - bi-winning? Yeah, he's like an F-18

by jfran118 March 18, 2011

tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated

tom brady wins another supper bowl fuck.

by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020

Bi-winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen, the obviously drugged up star of Two & a Half Men. He invented it as a roundabout response to a question.

Lady Interviewer: Some people seem to think you might be bipolar.
Charlie: I'm bi-winning! Duh! Epic! Win!
*sniff*
WIN!

by leggomaaaggo March 28, 2011