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People Trap

That glass table that an extended family member had. This table is used by mosquitoes as a trap for humans. Once a person moves within a one yard radius of the table, that person is immediately eaten alive by mosquitoes.
Mosquito-“The human has been lured into our People Trap”
by (888) 447-5594 June 22, 2020
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White people

The only type of people who get offended by racist jokes
Hey look at the group of white people getting mad at a joke that wasn't even targeted at them
by ksksjdjs April 19, 2022
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People Vultures

the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.
Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!
by stuart_liddiard May 14, 2021
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people flirting

The act of being overly friendly to any person. Playful ,engaging , interactions with any man , woman, or child. The drastic opposite of being introverted, serious, or overall pathetic when being in a social setting.
" He wasn't gay! He was just people flirting"
" I love how my baristas at Starbucks people flirt in the morning"
"You need to stop being shy, and start people flirting"
by Kaia Rae May 27, 2014
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People fatigue

When one becomes tired from interacting with to many people, or from to having a conversation for too long. Especially common in with introverts
“After dealing with all of those customers I feel people fatigue coming on”
Or
“Hey, why did you leave the party?”
“Oh, I just got people fatigued.”
by TyJaxx August 20, 2022
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Essex People

With the younger generations which I am apart of myself, Essex Boys tend to think they are hard just because they got the latest Gucci and got parents ballin' in the money, they ride around the county with their scooters and BMX's and live on a diet of McDonald's McFlurrys they stole and Energy drinks, however some of us are a bit more like me, a bit shyer, very introverted, hard working and respectful to others in public at the very least.

When it comes to Essex Girls, only a part of the stereotype is true. No Essex girls wear fucking Stilettos, fact. And not all say 'you alright love?' every two fucking seconds, however only a couple do actually do that. The part that is true, is that Essex Girls are for the most part, very slutty and gravitate towards the traditional 'Cool Guy' who they will inevitable suck off everyday after school and then start dating only to break up 2 hours later. They wear extremely tight and short skirts to school, that throughout the day will 'conveniently' creep up their body to the point where their ass is almost exposed. Their faces are approximately 70% makeup and these girls jump to conclusions quicker than Usain Bolt can do the fucking 100m sprint. They often wear shorts, maybe skinny half ripped jeans, extremely tight leggings, mini skirt, crop tops, latest Adidas and Nike shit, ten tonnes of makeup, perfume and more fucking perfume, Victoria Secret shit or just any bra or panties that make you look a fucking slut.
"Some Essex people are nice, others... Not so much"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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Fecal People

Fecal People is a term that applies to folks who take Metamucil on a regular basis and take nice fluffy shits as a result.
My friend Chris and I are very regular because we’re fecal people.
by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020
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