what the damn?!

A much more effective version of 'what the fuck?!', becuase people will tune in when the notice your new spin on the overused phrase.
This phrasial outburst can be used in the same exact context as 'what the fuck!?'.

man #1:I love mayonaise in my kool-aid.
man #2:What the Damn?!
man #3:Naw foo, it's all about the Miracle Whip.

by jessie carvalho December 29, 2008

what're

the contraction between what and are. Definitely a real word.

What're you doing tonight?

by ragin' asian sensation November 5, 2009

what's the big idea?

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.

*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

what the dingus?

what the fuck!? except an exclamation to something so out of the ordinary, it requires the word dingus. though not related, See dingus

dude, u know when you scratch your nuts and that yellow fungus gets under your fingernails??

WHAT THE DINGUS!!??? nooooooooo!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

what the fra

A substitution to "what the fuck" in order not to recieve glares of rage, shouts of furiousity, or a pimp hand to the face.

Teacher: The assignment today is to write a 3,000 word essay due tomorrow.

Student: What the fra?!

Teacher: Excuse me?!

Student: It's okay, teach. I said "what the fra" not "what the fuck"...GOD DAMMIT!

Teacher:(Pimp Hand Getting Strong)

by Tsunami...Skanklin June 27, 2008

What the da

When someone does not understand what is going on or what one is saying.

Colly what the da are you doing sniffing your mothers nags?

by Scud15 January 7, 2009

What the hell just happened?

A phrase used to show puzzlement over an occurrence. Oftentimes in the show South Park it is spoken by a character after they have seen a parody of something commonplace in our society. In such instances it often draws attention to how out of the ordinary accepted actions can be.

*group of punk-kids walk and perform a complicated street dance*

Punk: "You just got served!"

Stan: "What the hell just happened?"

by Punman August 6, 2009