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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;
Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.
by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012
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Valencia High School

Holy fucking shit the boys bathroom is terrible and I love it. Cracka they got no fucking soap dispensers and half the locks are broken. Even the urinals are shit cause you gonna get ass fucked. If you gotta take a shit then good luck self cleaning the toilet because the piss is everywhere, almost as if they did it intentionally. Penis butt penis penis butt big penis dick nuts and butt penis.
Cracka: Bruh you go to Valencia High School?

Penis butt: Yes, the bathroom is shiet but damn my cock too long tho.
by Katiehill60cents October 14, 2019
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Valentiming

When you're secretly dating two or more people on Valentine's Day.
John: Dude, you're in relationships with two different people at the same time! Aren't you gonna break it off with one of them before Valentine's Day?

Marc: No, I guess I'll be valentiming both of them.
by WillM1020 February 18, 2020
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Valencianism

This is a new, real religion of tea lovers. It will change your lifestyle and your mind - you just need to JOIN us right now (or you'll never understand truly meaning of 42).
Praise Saint Valencia! Follow Valencianism! Drink tea (and get poisoned)!
by Saint_Valencia May 25, 2020
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