ur mom

ur mom. the one who birthed you out of a lasagna

ur mom is pretty GAY (good at yoga)

by lemon.turtle April 2, 2019

Ur mom

A joke 12 year old ipad kids think is hilarious

Nick: what did you do last night?
Tyler: ur mom, ooohhh

by Braeeeeeeeee July 15, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom.

by 7849349872315yourmom February 18, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.

Friend:Hey, who do you like?
You would say ur mom.

by Molly._._ November 1, 2019

ur mom

The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.

“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”

by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020

Ur mom

Ur mom is like a come back to make someone mad or sad for example

Person A:I loved my date yesterday🥰
Person B:well I did ur mom yesterday😫

by Iwannabedead December 28, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr

by milkywayzz October 14, 2021