turtle cave

The asshole.

"Hey did you get sexy with her last night?"
"Oh yeah, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"

by MindingFreedom September 2, 2017

turtle gang

worst fortnite discord server ever. their staff is bad and if i could choose, i would demote all of them other than dannyy. he is a real mvp. @dannyyy i love you bro

turtle gang is a bad discord server, you should not join it. what you should is hit up dannyy though.

by ShapeFromTurtleGangMGMT August 9, 2020

fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube

Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'

by DFE December 27, 2004

Fat Turtle

A overweight turtle, nothing more.

Man, that is a Fat Turtle!

by FatTurtle1337 November 23, 2013

derpy turtle

A person who customizes cars or motorcycles. Builder of hotrods

That's a badass ride! I wonder who the Derpy Turtle is who built it??

by Derpy Turtle April 17, 2014

War turtle

A turtle with a army hat and a strap on minigun

Why have to take down the war turtle it's
Killing everyone

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 29, 2017

Hung Like A Turtle

When your dick is half the length of your body!

Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017