troufer

can be used as troufer, trouf, troofing.

1. fucking retard, bitch, whore, slut, fag
2. A nanny's cunt (beef curtains)
3. to fuck non-stop.

1. shut up..u fucking troufer!
2. Have u seen Tanya's troufer?
3. Did u trouf mandy all night?
4. were u troufing next door?

by factoryOFinsults July 30, 2003

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

trotterised

to smash ones car up over and over again. Usually just as the insurance claim comes through from the last event

God damn it I've trotterised my car again!

by Mat Harbour July 16, 2008

trout dancers

From Green Day album 1,039/smoothed Out Slappy Hours: a large group of Benecia girls bending their knees and moving their heads like metal guys in time to the music.

A: Hey, look at those trout dancers! What posers!
B: They're gonna get moshed!

by Bjdhbgpisdf February 28, 2008

trotterish

the act of being clumsy and careless with your hands

Your hands are like trotters and act trotterish. You may accidently hurt someone or spill a drink

by Snarly May 29, 2008

Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008

Troutbison

A female that is easily attainable target for desperate sexual intercourse. A Troutbison usually possess a less than satisfactory appearance and a willingness to perform fellatio on pretty much anyone.

I haven't gotten laid in a grip bro, I'm about to cut my losses and take a dive into some serious troutbison.

by John F. Skins December 16, 2008