touched by an angel

When you're black but one of your parents is white.

"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"

by Thesoapfairy September 7, 2016

Testi-Touching-Pimp

someone who loves to touch testis

Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.

by P.P (PlayaPimp) September 20, 2003

touch tone kid

Kids who have parents who are more involved with their cell phones than their kids. Absentee Parenting. Related to the 1980's "Latch Key Kid" that came home after school to an empty house because both parents had to work.

Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.

The worst is when I see parents out with their kids and both parents are looking at their phones. Poor little Touch Tone Kid.

by MsPms March 5, 2014

Reece-das Touch

(idiomatic) n perj. {antonym of midas touch} the ability to make anything you do a complete failure simply through your presence.

'women were intelligent but they kinda have the reece-das touch'

"man i viciously and brutally beat my wife yesterday....she has the reece-das touch when it comes to cooking"

by El Presidente 22 October 30, 2008

Toncil touching

A girl who loves to be fucked in her mouth and have her toncils touched.

"It's Toncil Touching Time.

by Con Rad November 27, 2007

touching toes

when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts

did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes

by kyffdog May 20, 2018

touch N bust

A female so attractive that she might cause one to ejaculate prematurely.

Damn look at her. I bet she's a touch N bust.

by D. Green March 5, 2004