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vsco duck

The best being to ever exist. A duck that wears scrunchies, says sksksksksksk and i oop instead of quacking. Often seen wearing oversized shirts, burkenstocks, nude lipgloss, natural makeup and carrying hydroflasks.

Never approach a vsco duck if you aren't willing to join them in the vsco world.
"is that a vsco duck?"
"yes, but dont approach that perfect bean."
by stansoebeee July 8, 2020
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Holding Ducks

Fred: Man I heard you are out here holding ducks.
Jason: I was gonna tell you but I couldn't say anything yet
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The qween of ducks

The qween of ducks is a girl with blue hair that hides ducks around the school and her name is Jamaica
Kaelon: hey Jamaica what are you doing

Jamaica: im hiding ducks around the school

Josh:ok your majesty

Kaelon: the qween of ducks has risen
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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Duck Whistle

Is a noise that only a girl can make. It happens when you fuck her doggie style and she let's out a pussy fart.
My girl gets embarrassd when I give her The Duck Whistle
by JayMetal March 10, 2009
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Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.
Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023
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Duck Fuckers

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
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