Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis May 29, 2018

Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.

"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."

by Pound Paralysis May 15, 2018

Cunt pound

14.7 ounces.

She asked for a pound, but she was such a bitch I gave her a cunt pound.

by Cranberry Jenkins January 11, 2016

pound those cakes

A nice ass

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!

by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022

pounding berries

When two men are having intercourse and their testicles hit each other. The testicles are the berries that are pounding together during the pounding.

Hey dude, wanna be pounding berries ?

by Berrypounding January 21, 2024

Pee pound

The art of withstanding breaking the seal on a night out.

Betting at least £1 to out do your mate.

I bet you a pee pound that I can last longer than you.

by Pee pound August 06, 2021

Personality pounds

It's a play on getting fat that looks don't matter. And the only thing going for you is your personality (because you are fat)
1. Refers to gaining weight (fat)

2. Refers to a person that it is not particularly pleasing to look at physically, and the only thing going for them is personality.

Jim: "I am a fat fuck lately, put on 10kgs of personality pounds".

Maria" He has let himself go, in the personality pounds category"

by FattyMcFuckhead2021 November 08, 2021