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by benzoenator April 14, 2008
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The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.
The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.
The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?
Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
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Ross to rest of gang in season 10 out-takes: ".....sometmes when i am alone in my appartment, I look over here and Chandler is going to town on himself......"
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I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure
I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure
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Get the I’m going to Paris mug.A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level
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Get the I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America mug.1.A statement made when a bad accident or mishap happens.
2.A phrase uttered before you put the hurt on someone.
2.A phrase uttered before you put the hurt on someone.
1. Spectator: "Here comes Earnhardt." "Holy shit, he is MOVING!"
Waltrip: "Ooops" ...and slams into the wall at 170 mph.
Spectator: "Oh, thats going to leave a mark."
2. Sniper: "Any targets?"
Spotter: "Got 2 combatants at 450 yards behind the berm, north of the building."
Sniper: "Got em." "Night night sugar pie"
Spotter: "Ouch, thats going to leave a mark."
Waltrip: "Ooops" ...and slams into the wall at 170 mph.
Spectator: "Oh, thats going to leave a mark."
2. Sniper: "Any targets?"
Spotter: "Got 2 combatants at 450 yards behind the berm, north of the building."
Sniper: "Got em." "Night night sugar pie"
Spotter: "Ouch, thats going to leave a mark."
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