Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

Bed bugs text

(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.

The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.

Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

We Will Not Shit on the Bed

We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

In bed doin something

The defection of: sex

LOGAN: WANT ME TO GO HARDER? In bed doin something

PAIGE: YES! YES! PLEASE fASTER TO

LOGAN: U PUSSY TASTE GREAT

PAIGE: U DICK TASTE GREAT

LOGAN: WE ALREADY DID IT I FORGOT MY EXTRA EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS OOPS

PAIGE: SHIT IM PREGNENT

MADDY: WAIT LET ME SUCK IT TO!!!!!

by DOIN SOMETHIN IN BED May 20, 2020

Creeky bed dick

When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.

This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.

by Putti35 October 22, 2020

Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020

go around the bed

Go around the bed.

You make me go around the bed = Me estás volviendo loco.

by Cisco. April 14, 2017