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Goons

Crazy, Violent, Bad, Wild, Intention To Harm.
Davey: Why would he send for the Goons, and entire army dozens of Goons plus the cops?
by Hamsies August 27, 2025
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Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.
Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
by TwistXL August 29, 2025
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Goon baiting

The act of baiting people into gooning
she was goon baiting me by showing me her boobs
by absolute d1 gooner hengooner August 30, 2025
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Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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Gooned

Look at him hes so gooned right now.
by giggly boy September 3, 2025
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Super Saiyan Goon

A point where a man goes super saiyan after entering the most intense part of the gooning state
He went Super Saiyan Goon after watching that!
by DictionaryDude432 September 3, 2025
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Czech Flicker Gooning

Czech flicker gooning is gooning but at a next level, you stroke ur johnson so hard you need to get ur balls to fall off and then drench ur penis in the czech national food.
Yo bro i just did the czech flicker gooning technique and i sucked the food off my johnson!
by Flicker Gooner September 5, 2025
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