Rachel

Someone that doesn’t have car or license and always asking for a ride or get picked up to go somewhere.

My car broke so I have to be a rachel for a couple days.

by Thekingdon December 7, 2022

Rachel Profiling

When you work for an employer for seven years years so he will consent to his daughter marrying you and after 7 years he gives his other daughter who you marry but work another 7 years so you can marry the first daughter (the employer’s second daughter) who you wanted to marry originally and is taking 14 years to pull off.

Why is Jacob still tending Laban’s livestock? Its a case of Rachel profiling.

by Quinto en Camino May 10, 2023

rachel

the coolest person in the whole wide world

rachel is the coolest and best person in the whole wide world

by woahahahahahha November 23, 2021

a rachel

Pulling a 'Rachel' involves consuming enough alcohol to dissolve all moral values and exiting a party, only to re-enter, and plant a smooch on the first male figure in the room. Then, later actually fall in love with this lucky man and live happily ever after.

"She sure pulled a rachel last night, she lip-locked the first boy she saw--thankfully they married after"

by jklgfghfghbjknk October 27, 2013

Rachel

Oh nooo. So i guess you found it. Hmmm, lemme see. I don’t even know where to start. If you ever come across a rachel. Just know, they have large foreheads. Very stubborn in a way and HATE repeating things. She’s very shy, but once you get to know her you’ll realize she’s super sweet, caring, thoughtful, can sing, she’ll probably make fun of you a little bit but it’s okay idc, and good to talk to. Okay so like u know how u talk to someone too long and u start to get bored? With Rachel, it’s different. You could talk to her forever. Or like I could. Idk bout you. But ANYWAYSSSS . Rachels love to eat. She loves fruits with lime juice on them. (Delicious btw) She loves to eat. So ofc you know she throws it down in the kitchen too. Yoooo. She can throw it back too, shiii ;). But aye. There’s so much more I could say about her. But all imma say is, if you find a Rachel like mine (u won’t) U best believe you’re gonna get jealous a lil bit. I mean she’s gorgeous. How can u not? But on some rs tho. If you do (u won’t) treat her right, keep her by your side u won’t find anyone like her. <3 sb

Rachel you better relaxxxx

by vishnu_samesh69 May 17, 2022

Rachel

in my basement, basically my hostage.

Annie, did you kidnap Rachel?

by 5irgjaeoigu8erq0g9ipjkneabhiug February 5, 2021

Rachel

A Rachel is a fucking god who will kick your ass anyway, while also giving you perfect advice on all your problems. If you're friends with a Rachel count your lucky stars.

Rachel is god

by The sad boi August 13, 2023