Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

Pennsylvania Dutch

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

Dutch Briefcase

That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.

Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'

by PhoenixGamer13 December 7, 2011

Dutch Windmill

After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall

Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.

by Submarine Hunter July 4, 2020

Dutch Meinema

Wanking more then then 20 times within a week.

"I pulled a Dutch Meinema last week, Now penis feels like it is going to fall off."

by iPittyTheHero February 26, 2014

Dutch Navy

Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.

We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"

by Big Dick Danielson December 9, 2012

Dutch Salute

Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam

Here comes the Dutch Salute!

by Simon_Ballister December 9, 2022