A turd that won't release from your ass that you must wiggle around the toilet just to get it loose.
These anus cliffhangers won't fuckin' release from my ass. I keep shaking and shaking, but it just won't drop.
by Roid Rage manager May 10, 2014

Person 1; Booberella just arrived from Ur-anus
Person 2; Alaska is performing in Ur-anus this weekend
Person 2; Alaska is performing in Ur-anus this weekend
by Jae_za November 24, 2021

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.
by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021

by GEET March 13, 2014

An anus perfectly bleached, naturally, by the sun's rays. Typically achieved by exposure of said anus on the beach.
by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021

A type of accent produced by ones anus. The accent affects the timbre and tonality of farts, and poops alike.
An anus accent may also refer to an ornament adorned on ones anus for the purpose of decoration.
An anus accent may also refer to an ornament adorned on ones anus for the purpose of decoration.
Hey bro, did you get a new anus accent? Are those real rubies?
Ever since Monica went to France for the summer, her anus accent has been so hard to understand.
Ever since Monica went to France for the summer, her anus accent has been so hard to understand.
by Christian Handersun July 25, 2021
